Oldest Books on my Goodreads TBR || Let’s Play Keep or Glean

Posted June 9, 2020 by Sammie in chat with me, TBR, top ten tuesdays / 33 Comments

Psst. I have a secret. Okay, I have lots of secrets, but I refuse to tell you where the bodies are, so you’ll have to settle for this: I started Goodreads in 2017, and I haven’t touched by Want To Read shelf since.

Well, except to add more books, obviously. Phew, it feels good to get that off my chest. Seriously, though, guys, it’s a mess. There are so many books I don’t remember adding to it and I have no idea what they are.

Not gonna lie, it’s a teensy, little bit depressing seeing some of these books that I added (and sometimes purchased) three years ago and still haven’t read. Follow-through is hard, guys, but buying books is easy (and surprisingly satisfying).

Today’s Top Ten Tuesday is books I’ve added to my TBR and forgotten why, but I’ve decided to spin that just a teensy bit to add just a touch of gamefication.

After all, it’s been a while since I’ve mentioned the Arc of a Scythe series by Neal Shusterman, and when I was thinking about what sort of game I could play with these books, my first thought was I could glean some of them! Why that came to my mind rather than cull … I don’t know. My brain is a vast, mysterious, and confusing thing. So here we are.

*puts on proper cerulean robes and grabs scythe* Let’s get ready to glean!

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The Book of Kindly Deaths

The Book of Kindly Deaths

One-Line Summary

A little girl finds her grandfather’s old book full of ghost stories, but things go awry when some of its characters start coming to life.

Opening Lines

On a desk in the room with the stained glass window sat a book.

It was a thick volume with a worn and cracked black cover revealing a golden symbol; a slim rectangle with two circles that sparkled and flickered as if teased by ghostly fingers. Voices whispered from inside the book, a few human, a few not.

Verdict: KEEP

I still want to read this one! Despite having owned it for three years and haven’t actually doing it yet. I did start it once, and while it was in my living room, it caught the eye of several of my family, who also wanted to read it, so the appeal is still there.

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Princess of Thorns

Princess of Thorns

One-Line Summary

Romantic fantasy where Sleeping Beauty’s daughter has to fight for her kingdom—literally—while enlisting the help of a handsome prince of a neighboring kingdom to reclaim her throne and save her family.

Opening Lines

“It’s time, button,” Mama whispers. Her voice is like lines of music—delicate bars that trap and hold me prisoner on the floor before her.

I am so terrified that I can’t move, but I love her too much to run, even if I could. Even if there were somewhere to run to, some way out of this cell where Mama and Jor and I have been brought to await our moment to die.

Verdict: KEEP

I was really on the fence about this one, because romance isn’t my thing, and it feels like a pretty heavy romance. I am, however, totally up for this whole warrior badass, revengeful vibe I’m getting from Aurora, which is so different from many other retellings, and I’m really curious about it. Plus, the opening lines and first chapter definitely grabbed my attention!

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A Time to Die

A Time to Die (Out of Time, #1)

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Parvin Blackwater lives in a world where people have clocks that tell them exactly when they’re going to die, so in a last-ditch effort to leave a legacy, she ends up committing a crime in the eyes of a corrupt justice system and is thrown through “The Wall,” which is supposed to be a death sentence, but there’s much more to it than that.

Opening Lines

There was once a time when only God knew the way you’d die.

At least that’s what they tell me. I wasn’t alive back then—back when life bore adventure and death held surprise. I guess God decided to share the coveted knowledge. Either that, or we stole it from Him. Personally, I think He just gave the world what it thought it wanted: control.

Verdict: GLEAN

While the beginning is interesting, Christian fic is so hit or miss for me (with a lot of miss lately). I love following Nadine Brandes, and I think she’s fabulous, but her other books have been really hit or miss for me, too (Fawkes was more of a hit, and Romanov more of a miss). I think I’ll probably read her upcoming books, just to give them a chance, but I don’t know that I’ll go and read her backlist, especially since this one seems to really push the Christianity thing, and that’s just not my thing.

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Child of a Mad God

Child of a Mad God (Coven, #1)

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An orphan trapped in a tribe of vicious barbarians decides her only escape is to learn the tribe’s mysterious power, but magic has consequences.

Opening Lines

The moon called it forth, the summons of blood. Long and sleek and low to the ground, the fossa crept across the underground crawl space, some areas with no more than a foot of clearance. The demon creature felt every jag and bump in the stones, for it had little fur left on its six-foot-long body, with occasional tufts across its reddish, angry skin of welts and boils.

Verdict: KEEP

Confession: I’ve never read an R.A. Salvatore book. I know. I can feel your disappointment from here. Trust me, my husband is equally disappointed. I actually did buy this book for him last year, so I have no excuse not to read it, since we own both the physical copy and the e-book.

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Imagine That

Imagine That

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Struggling with the aftereffects of World War II and the financial struggles that come with it, eight-year-old Mark retreats into his imagination, where he can be whatever he wants. When the family moves to Massachusetts, he becomes friends with his wealthy, elderly neighbor, whose own imagination rival’s the boy’s.

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I ran out of the shed. My heart pounded. I could barely catch my breath. Thoughts raced through my mind in a way that terrified and confused me. The image of my dad and his red, angry face kept replaying in my mind.

Verdict: GLEAN

I think I actually won this in a Goodreads Giveaway, and I started it once, but it just couldn’t hold my attention. I bought it when it was on sale, too. It sounds like an interesting read, but the writing just doesn’t grab my attention, and I keep drifting away from it. I’m going to sideline it for now, but probably come back to it when I have a little more patience and am in the mood to read something slower.

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Sugar Skulls

Sugar Skulls by [M.R. Tapia]

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Micah wakes sitting next to Death, and through a battle of wits, has to come to terms with his demise by witnessing that of family and friends, corresponding to the nine levels of the Aztec underworld.

Opening Lines

We are all going to die. Every single one of us. It’s a fact. Nobody ever wants to die, not really. We all know it’s inevitability, it’s not something found on the coffee-stained to-do list, but we shall all come around to it, dying.

Verdict: KEEP

I’m getting all the Dante’s Inferno vibes from this, and how could I possibly get rid of it, knowing that? I’m actually super curious about the mention of the Aztec underworld. So for now, this gets to stay, in the hopes that I’ll actually read it sooner rather than later.

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Hybrid

HYBRID: A Thriller by [James Marshall Smith]

One-Line Summary

Wolves have successfully been reintroduced to Yellowstone … but then mutilated corpses end up turning up, and Dieter Harmon sets out to track this dangerous hybrid-wolf that was never meant to exist. But soon, the hunter becomes the hunted.

Opening Lines

The young farmhand sneaked outside the barn to shake off the reek of fresh blood. A full moon climbed from a blanket of snow that draped Whitecap Mountain, casting a feeble silvery light on miles of harvested grain. The isolation of the barn was perfect. Sounds of terror from within faded into the Canadian wilderness.

Verdict: KEEP

I’m still a bit on the fence about this one, since it sounds kind of gory, but I know I go through periods where I just want something dark and brutal and scary to read, so I’m going to leave this here, because it sounds perfect for that. And if I’m honest, with Halloween coming up in several months, I’m probably going to hit that mood sooner rather than later.

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Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries

Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries

One-Line Summary

A book that peels back the curtain about all the nitty-gritty details that go into making dictionaries, defining words, and all sorts of glorious, wordy goodness.

Opening Lines

We are in an uncomfortably small conference room. It is a cool June day, and though I am sitting stock-still on a corporate chair in heavy air-conditioning, I am sweating heavily through my dress. This is what I do in job interviews.

A month earlier, I had applied for a position at Merriam-Webster, America’s oldest dictionary company.

Verdict: KEEP

Nonfiction isn’t my thing, and it’s so hard for me to get through, so while I absolutely want to read this, I need to be in a certain mood, and I haven’t had that yet. I also need to have time to read it, because it’s the sort of book that I’d enjoy in short bursts, but not all at once.

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Everybody is Awful (Except You!)

Everybody Is Awful: (Except You!)

One-Line Summary

Stand-up comedian Jim Florentine is a rant-ish memoir talking about horrible people and horrible things, but in a dark, funny way.

Opening Lines

I’m a simple man trying to live in a complicated world. Most days, all I want to do is maintain my peace of mind. But, that’s hard as hell when everything I consider normal has flipped on its head.

All the rules have changed. Now, people broadcast their lives over the Internet instead of living them.

Verdict: GLEAN

I added this to my list before it came out, because it sounded funny, and I’m always up to read a good rant. I don’t think this ended up being exactly what I hoped for, based on reading the first chapter. It seems like a lot of straight-up ranting about posts on social media and things the author finds stupid, and while I may agree, I didn’t find it particularly funny or enlightening so far, so it’s going to be a pass for me.

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Smoke Eaters

Smoke Eaters

One-Line Summary

When dragons rise, the last line of defense is firefighters, and when Cole Brannigan learns he’s immune to dragon smoke, he’s immediately conscripted to the elite force known as Smoke Eaters, where he’s forced to foil a plot to take over the city’s government.

Opening Lines

You never forget the smell of burning flesh, no matter how long you live. I’d been fighting fire for almost three decades, and had successfully dodged that particular bullet up until seven years ago, when the dragons came.

“Came back” would be more accurate. But these scalies are nothing like the old stories.

They’re worse.

Verdict: KEEP

Another one I added before it came out, because firefighters + dragons = instant win. I just loved the idea of this! Based on the reviews, though, I’m a little on the fence about this one. It seems kind of average. Misogyny, with an over-complicated and hard-to-follow plot/world. Ultimately, I think I’m going to leave it here for now and give it a try when I can get my hands on a copy.

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Stay Fierce, Sammie

33 responses to “Oldest Books on my Goodreads TBR || Let’s Play Keep or Glean

  1. It’s funny to go back through our lists! I used my Amazon wish list for my list this week as most of my Goodreads want to reads are from entering giveaways. I should start to clean it up though!!
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    • I tried to limit my Amazon lists to just books I can’t get from the library, so I use my Goodreads for “everything else.” xD I love how many ways people have for keeping their lists, though.

    • Hey now, 3/10 isn’t too bad. The way I hoard books, I’m surprised it wasn’t 0/10. Although, to be fair, I think part of that is because I actually own the oldest books on my Goodreads, which makes me more likely to want to read them eventually, since I own them already. It’s skewed. It’s lies, all lies!

  2. I also rarely touch my Goodreads shelf except to add new books. When I really want to find a new book to read, I’ll look at my physical lists, or turn to a book that I’ve heard about recently. Not the book that’s been on my Goodreads shelf for … how many years now?

    I also haven’t read a Salvatore book, though I have a copy of the first omnibus to the Legend of Drizzt. CHILD OF A MAD GOD sounds interesting. I need to look that up now!
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    • That’s pretty much all the interaction I have with mine, too. Or deleting duplicate copies of books I’ve already read that somehow sneak on there when I’m not looking.

      Oooh, there’s an omnibus for the Legend of Drizzt? I might have to look that up. I’ve never read any Salvatore, either, but he’s one of hubby’s favorite authors, so I figured I should probably give him a chance at some point.

    • I’ve never read any Salvatore yet! But I’m glad to that you liked him. He’s one of hubby’s favorite authors, which is why I want to give him a chance (and because we’re always going to own his books anyway, since hubby has them LOL).

  3. Wait, go back a little. The Want-to-read shelf is supposed to hold only the books you actually have or want to read? I put all the books in there that sound interesting and that I don’t want to forget.
    My actual tbr shelf with books I own and still have to read is called Alice and I’m pretty sure I’m terribly behind with grooming it.
    I have to admit, Smoke Eaters sounds kinda rad. 😀
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    • I mean … no? Technically, it can hold whatever makes your little bookish heart sing. Heck, if you can figure out how to do it, you could probably add the souls of your enemies. Who am I to tell you what to do with your shelf?

      Pffft, it would be Alice. xD

    • Ha, that’s what I do every time, too. I’ve really struggled to critically assess am I *really* going to read this book after so many years? And it’s okay if the answer is no, and I can rehome it lol. It’s a skill that requires practice, I think.

    • I’m kind of impressed that I haven’t hit 3,000 yet. I think that totally shows how much restraint I have. *puffs out chest*

      I think you might just have to call that one a lost cause, m’dear. I’m not sure it’s worth attempting to tame it at this point lol.

    • Wow, that’s a lot of years to go through. And after all that time, you only had 1,000 books on it?! That’s amazing restraint. You deserved to be able to add 200 new books to it. xD Go you!

  4. I never really touch my ‘want to read’ shelf either! It’s kind of just a loose list of things that maybe I want to read or look into buying at some point. I don’t really consider books in my TBR until I actually own them haha. 😀

    • That’s a great way to look at it! Unfortunately, I have access to two libraries’ Overdrives, and so I have … way too many books at my fingertips. So I use it as a way to keep track of books I want to read, and then anything the libraries don’t have that I want to read goes on an Amazon wishlist to watch for sales and deals. xD

      There’s an organization system there … mostly … kind of … sometimes.

  5. I’ve gone through my GR TBR a few times. There were so many books I’ve added since joining in 2015 that I ether don’t remember adding, or have lost interest in. I sat at the reference desk one day and went through it during a three hour tour, as we call them. I try not to add too many now so that it doesn’t get unwieldy.
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    • Oh gosh, three hours? I think I’d have to do it little by little, because I’d probably just lose all will to go on if I did it all at once lol. I’ve definitely curbed how many I add now, but when I first joined several years ago, I added anything and everything. xD

    • Wow, am I that predictable? xD I think it would’ve been different if I didn’t own them. I physically own most of the books on this list (because when I started using Goodreads, I put just books I owned on it), and I tend to be reluctant to give up on a book I already bought without at least trying it. I think next time I do something like this, I’ll pull random books from the Goodreads TBR instead lol.

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