Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone by Benjamin Stevenson || Mystery Thriller With A Reliable, Funny Narrator

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Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone by Benjamin Stevenson || Mystery Thriller With A Reliable, Funny Narrator

Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone (Ernest Cunningham, #1)

by Benjamin Stevenson
Published by: Mariner Books on March 29, 2022
Genres: Adult, Mystery, Thriller
Pages: 371
Format: Hardcover
Source: Library

Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I'm not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate.

I'm Ernest Cunningham. Call me Ern or Ernie. I wish I'd killed whoever decided our family reunion should be at a ski resort, but it's a little more complicated than that.

Have I killed someone? Yes. I have.

Who was it?

Let's get started.

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Perfect for readers who want:

  • A mystery thriller that doesn’t take itself too seriously
  • A reliable, funny narrator that lays it all out right from the get-go
  • A unique mystery experience that challenges traditional mystery structure
  • A family more dysfunctional than yours (I promise!)
  • A compelling mystery that will keep you guessing
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I know you’re technically not supposed to judge a book by its cover, buuuuut . . . what about its title? Because phew, this one’s a doozy. I saw this a couple times in passing, each time reasoning I just didn’t have time to pick up a new read right then. But this title? It begs to be read. Who am I to argue with that?

Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone is part parody, part mystery, and all entertainment. With an honest, humorous narrator who lays it all out from the get-go, the real joy of this book is in the journey.

Honestly, I went into this one without really knowing what to expect, and I think that’s the best way to approach this book. For that reason, I’m going to try to keep this review kind of high-level and not too in the weeds. While it’s true that the narrator absolutely spoils the mystery right from the beginning (in a very daring but very effectual attempt to prove themselves honest and reliable), it’s not what you think. It never is. That’s part of the fun of this book. There’s also a sequel that has only just been released (and which I’m dying to read), but I will say that this book does stand on its own as a one-shot. But I’m definitely looking forward to reading more of this!

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Our narrator, Ernest, lays everything out from the very first chapter. There are no cheap tricks or gimmicks, because our narrator isn’t like other mystery authors. He’s 100% reliable.

Let me say: this is a bold approach to telling a mystery book. In fact, in order to prove that he’s totally reliable, he lays out all the things the reader needs to know in the first chapter: when the deaths will occur, his proclivity for spoiling things, the lack of sex scenes. The tone is conversational, almost conspiratorial, as if we’re in on a secret joke with the narrator. And in a sense, we are. We know how mystery books are supposed to work just as much as the narrator, and he’s upfront about how exactly he’ll deliver on those expectations. This is an approach that I actually appreciated and enjoyed.

I’ll hold it here to mention that I know some authors are incapable of having a woman throw up without it being a clue to a pregnancy. These same authors seem to think that nausea is the only indication of childbearing, not to mention their belief that vomit shoots out the woman’s mouth without hours of plot-convenient fertilization. By some authors, I mean male ones. Far be it from me to tell you which clues to pay attention to, but Sofia’s not pregnant, okay? She’s allowed to throw up of her own volition.

If you thought your family was dysfunctional, just wait until you meet the Cunninghams. Let’s just say that once you meet them, it’ll become all too clear why a family reunion might inspire murder in some.

Picture this: a ski resort in the mountains, with its wonderful locale and beautiful scenery. A family who has had its problems in the past, all coming together for a special occasion. Namely, the release of Ernest’s brother. Who was in prison for murder. Because Ernest betrayed the entire family to put him there. See? I told you this family was delightful.

Okay, so like all families, the Cunninghams have their fair share of duds. Maybe more than their fair share. Despite this, there are some rather delightful members to balance things out. Assuming, of course, that you define delightful like I do: bitter, sarcastic, disillusioned with the world, not entirely sure what they’re doing or why they’re doing it. The banter is strong with this family, and I am here for it.

“We haven’t met properly,” I said, as she threaded me through housekeeping carts vomiting fluffy white towels. “People call be Ern.”

“As in, cremated?”

“It’s short for Ernest.”

“Well, that’s what people should call you then, isn’t it?” she said bluntly.

“You’d get along with my mother.” I sidestepped a room service tray with a crime scene of two crumpled energy drink cans and a chocolate bar wrapper on it. “She also finds me tiresome.”

The title is 100% accurate, but . . . it’s not what you think. Despite the narrator telling the reader what to expect, there are still plenty of surprises to be had.

You would be forgiven for thinking that a murder mystery where you know what happens ahead of time and who the main players are would be boring and predictable. You’d even be forgiven for assuming that, since you already know the roadmap, you know where the story is heading. And you do. Sort of. But not really. I mean, the title is true, and the deaths listed in the first chapter do occur on the pages and as described (I checked), but if you’re anything like me, you will still be surprised.

Just because you think you know what it means to kill someone, doesn’t mean you won’t be caught off guard when you learn everyone’s truths. Maybe have your heartstrings plucked just a little, too. Even for characters you really don’t want to feel bad for. The book assumes that readers will go in with assumptions, and we will. Because we’re a judgmental bunch, especially when we’re on the lookout for a murderer. Still, I appreciate the way Stevenson challenges those presupposed notions and subverts expectations along the way.

The group of husbands on the porch decided there was a break in the sleet and made a run for it. I tapped the glass and said, “And they’re off,” as if calling a horse race. “I Should Have Gone Earlier is in the back, just shy of I’d Rather Freeze To Death Than Admit I’m Wrong, who’s a few lengths behind I’m Only Out Here Because Of Outdated Relationship Archetypes and out by a nose is Are You Sure You Couldn’t Live Without It Babe.”

In strode Andy, shaking ice from his beard as he pulled off his coat and hung it on the hooks beside the doorway. He flopped into a seat across from Katherine, put a small purse on the table, and said, “Are you sure couldn’t have got on without this, babe?”

Sofia laughed, too loudly, and, when Katherine snapped her a look, quickly pivoted her attention back to the window in mock fascination at the storm.

There’s a lot of breaking the fourth wall and talking directly to the reader. Which makes sense because the narrator is the author of this pseudo-memoir. It’s also rather charming.

I confess that I’m not always a fan of breaking the fourth wall, though there are instances where I absolutely love it when it’s done well (ie. Deadpool and Animaniacs . . . which are shows and not books, but you get my point). All I can say is Stevenson does it well, and often in a tongue-in-cheek manner that not only makes Ernest all the more relatable but adds a bit of levity to an otherwise potentially heavy book. Considering that the premise of this book is that Ernest is writing a memoir about his family’s experiences, I found this a perfect use of breaking the fourth wall and really enjoyed it!

“Sorry I had to strip you,” Juliette said bashfully. “Hypothermia gets in through the clothes, I’m sure you know.” She said it like I might not. (Which, if you’d seen the draft of this manuscript, you’d know I didn’t: my editor had crossed out my first go at this sentence and written Hypo=cold, Hyper=hot in the margin, in that helpful yet smug voice editors are born with, wishing to both correct you and impart their correctness upon you at the same time.)
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About Benjamin Stevenson

Benjamin Stevenson is an award-winning stand-up comedian and author. His first novel, Greenlight, was shortlisted for the Ned Kelly Award for Best Debut Crime Fiction, and published in the USA and UK. His second novel, Either Side of Midnight, was shortlisted for the International Thriller Writers Award for Best Original Paperback. His novella, Find Us, was an internationally bestselling audiobook. He has sold out live shows from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival all the way to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and has appeared on ABCTV, Channel 10 and The Comedy Channel. Off-stage, Benjamin has worked for publishing houses and literary agencies in Australia and the USA. He currently works with some of Australia’s best-loved authors at Curtis Brown Australia. He loves hearing from readers on Instagram (@stevensonexperience) and Facebook (The Stevenson Experience). Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone is his third novel.

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10 responses to “Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone by Benjamin Stevenson || Mystery Thriller With A Reliable, Funny Narrator

  1. Such a fabulous review! I really loved reading this one, I heard about the book, but now with this review? I need it even more. I do love books that have all the elements you named + the fourth wall breaking always is a big plus for me!

    • I hope you really enjoy it! I didn’t listen to the audiobook, but I’d love to know what you think of it. This is one I wouldn’t mind listening to in order to experience it again.

  2. Like you, I was drawn in by the title. How can you not be curious about that title? The book is fantastic, and Ern kept me company many mornings as I got ready for work (let’s hear it for audiobooks!). I’m looking forward to reading the next book in the series.

    Pam @ Read! Bake! Create!

    • Oooh, did you enjoy the audiobook? I thought about re-reading it with the audiobook but wasn’t sure if I’d like it. (I’m sometimes picky about narrators.) I just finished the second book, and it’s definitely a different feel/experience from the first one, but I still really enjoyed it! I can’t get enough of Ern and his narration voice. xD

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