You Might Enjoy “Crossing In Time” by D.L. Orton If …

Posted June 13, 2020 by Sammie in blog tour, book review, romance, science fiction / 6 Comments



You Might Enjoy “Crossing In Time” by D.L. Orton If …

Crossing in Time (Between Two Evils, #1)

by D.L. Orton
Published by: Rocky Mountain Press on April 7, 2015
Genres: Science Fiction, Romance
Pages: 416
Format: eBook
Source: Kindle Store

The past isn't over, it's an opening. The future isn't hidden, it's a trap.
If she ever wants to see him again, she'll have to take the risk.

Fall into this "Funny, Romantic & Harrowing" (Publishers Weekly Starred Review) dystopian love story and prepare to encounter a finicky time machine, a mysterious seashell, and a very clever dog (some sex, some swearing, some violence, but no vampires and absolutely NO ditzes!)

When offered a one-way trip to the past, Isabel sacrifices everything for a chance to change the rapidly deteriorating present--and see her murdered lover one last time. When she arrives twenty years in the past, buck naked and mortally wounded, she has 24 hours to convince a stunned but enraptured nineteen-year-old to change their future. Definitely easier said than done, as success means losing him to a brainy, smart-mouthed bombshell (her younger self), and that's a heart breaker, save the world or not.

This offbeat tale is about falling madly in love when one is too cynical for such things, letting go of pessimism when it's the last life jacket on a sinking ship, and racing against the clock when one doesn't have the proper footwear. It's a coming-of-age story for old fogeys, a how-to-make-love guide for diehard celibates, and a laugh-out-loud tragedy with a hopeful twist.





       

           

Many thanks to TheWriteReads for inclusion on this blog tour.

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I jumped on the chance to read this book as soon as I read the blurb … and who could blame me?

Sounds perfect for me! Unfortunately, I ended up having to DNF it around 40%, because of a rather traumatic miscarriage experience, which is probably about my only reading trigger. I totally peeked at other reviews to see what happened in the end, though.

Since I unfortunately had to DNF it for personal reasons, I won’t be writing a review, but I thought … what could I do that’d be even more fun than a review? So I put my library clerk hat on and settled on who should read this book!

I do, after all, have experience with this whole recommending books things. *puffs out chest and points to upside-down library nametag* So without further ado, if you fit any of these, you might enjoy picking up Crossing in Time.

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You Might Enjoy “Crossing In Time” If …

You enjoy comedic banter.

This was my first impression of the book: the banter. Y’all know how much I love my banter. Gosh did I appreciate it here, because it’s fun (and funny). It felt very much like watching people I know interact, and I loved the relatability of it. Doesn’t even matter what character you choose, all the main ones basically have their own flavor of banter, so they don’t all the same, but they’re all fun to read, just the same.

“Damn pumps. I don’t know what I was thinking when I put them on.”

“I always did prefer you naked,” he says, “but I can understand how that would be inconvenient when meeting with divorce lawyers. No place to stick your shark gun.”
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Funny puns is more your humor speed.

I love puns. I won’t even apologize for it. The cheesier the joke, the more groan-worthy the pun, the better I like it. I’m a professional at corny dad jokes, which I think should qualify as another language for me because I’m not a dad, so look at me, being an overachiever.

This book is just full of puns and corny jokes, in the best possible way. I had to laugh. I couldn’t even help it. The humor gave a nice balance between the darker themes, which really helped with not getting bogged down by all the bad things that happen.

“Professor Hudson, what is a black hole?”

“What you get in a black sock.”
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Delightfully prickly scientists.

Honestly, those are the best kind, right? Are you even a scientist if you aren’t fluent in sarcasm? I’d argue perhaps not. Dr. Hudson (who would totally object to being called “doctor,” but this is my blog and not his, so there), is a delightful character. He’s clearly smart and well versed in his field, but also mouthy and not afraid to voice his thoughts. From the moment he was introduced, he became my favorite character.

He taps his foot and then clears his throat. “Powerful people are waiting to make critical decisions based on your analysis, Dr. Hudson.”

Does this guy go home at night and practice being an arse?

“Well then bugger ‘em. If you expect me to figure out what the hell that is, then belt up and let me do my job.”
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Time travel and multiple timelines.

Time travel is always a little weird to me because of paradoxes that my little meager brain can’t wrap itself around, but it’s such a fun concept! If time travel is your thing, this book delivers. I didn’t get to the time travel part, so I can’t really say too much about it, but it’s a slow build to get there, which I really liked and appreciated. Even though the blurb tells you what to expect, the journey was pleasant and intriguing, really captivating my interest to make me curious how everything fit together.

Minutes turn into hours, and lifetimes into moments. Universes are created and destroyed with nary a pop. What was saved, no longer exists. What was lost, no longer matters.
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Fast-paced, flirty romance.

Not gonna lie, romance is just … not my thing usually. The focus here was a little too much on the romance for me, and it was a bit fast. They weren’t together and it was never going to happen and then a few pages later they were blissfully in love and couldn’t imagine being without each other.

However, if you are a romance fan, this is a couple you may be able to get behind and root for. While I didn’t love the timeline that it happened in, I enjoyed the “old married couple” feel between them and they comfort they had with each other.

“So where were we?”

“I was stepping back,” he says, “and you were chastising me for it.”

I chuckle. “Ah yes. So, shall I take matters into my own hands, or do you have the proper tool for the job?” I kiss his palm and then glance down at the lump in his towel.

“Well, miss.” His voice has a slight southern twang. “A skilled lawman knows how to choose the right tool for the job, and that—” He motions with his head, “—is not the one I plan to use right now. Sorry to disappoint.”

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Stay Fierce, Sammie

6 responses to “You Might Enjoy “Crossing In Time” by D.L. Orton If …

  1. Oh my gosh, what a wonderful selection of quotes and memes! You must be a fabulous librarian (never mind the upside down nametag. It’s sort of a fashion statement, I think. 😉)

    I’m terribly sorry that you were unable to finish the book due to the miscarriage. (There is a warning on the synopsis at Amazon, but it has been a slog trying to get the other booksellers to update their copy to include it.) I made a point of writing about it because I feel taking about miscarriage helps reduce some of the pain (and heal some of the wounds) for me. I’d love to tell you that it’s going to be the only reference in the series (so you could just skip over it), but that would not be true. It’s a turning point in Isabel’s life, and in another universe, she may just move a mountain to keep it from happening “again”.

    I really enjoyed your playful “who should read this book” post (although I don’t know how many people are going to sign up for “Death” and “Miscarriage” 😳!) Thanks so much for all the time and energy (and creativity!) you put into the blog post. 🙏

    Stay safe and well. 😷

    • Thank you! I like to think so, considering it’s basically my dream job. xD Look at me, starting fashion trends lol.

      Eh, no worries. It sounds like you handled it brilliantly, and I’m glad it’s something that’s talked about (since it’s not usually and it really should be). I think it won’t bother most readers. I’m just a special case. 🙂

      On this blog? You’d be surprised. 90% of the books I post on here have “death” and/or “gore” tags, so it’s pretty much a given at this point. If the readers here can’t handle a little death, they’ve come to the wrong blog. 😛

  2. I appreciate that you’re sharing what people might enjoy from this one even if you had to DNF the book yourself. Thanks for sharing!

    • Well, even if I couldn’t read it, someone out there will be a perfect match for it. 😀 Or that’s my philosophy, anyway.

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